The Origins of the Rare Maniacal, Myopic, Masterly Malia...

The oldest known evidence of the Malia, seen for the last time in captivity in 1995...a bad year, as apparent in this classified photo.
Well, for the past four years I have been posing as an art student in West Virginia, but following May 2007 (and several hundred rejected resumes) I ruminated the rest of the summer on what to do with myself. With an art degree. With no money. What else but...go back to school!

Now I'm in deep debt for the first time, and pursuing a degree in Ecological Sciences to see if I can't make a living at that. I loves me fishes, reptiles, and most other animals (except ticks, centipedes, and ghetto-booty spiders...everything else is cool), so I think it's logical to learn more about 'em.


The Malia today, as speculated and rendered by a team of forensic scientist/anthropologists.
Stats!

HP: 300,000.
EXP: 22.
Class: Shammy...with dual wield.
OS: My old fossil Macbook--lovingly dubbed "Cosmo"--kicks ass, but for a new desktop I had to go Windows.
Skills: Drawing, reading voraciously, sucking at public speaking.
Special abilities: Blowing her entire bank account on health food; gaining HP when it rains; folding tiny origami cranes; swimming a 500 meter freestyle in under 7 minutes.
Loves: Leon, sushi, purple, and African Clawed Frogs.
See also: Ex-Pokemaniac, Ex-Warcrafter, noob MTG player, total Futurama dweeb.

All material unless otherwise noted is © Malia Deshotel, 2007.